didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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