BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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