he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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