He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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