dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Hippo gnu deer
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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