just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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