You're completely useless in the revolution.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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