I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
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I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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