dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
COCAINE IS GR8
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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