i don't like sucking hair
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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