3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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