a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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