i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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