WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Randomize
