i already hear my dad disowning me
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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