the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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