I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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