love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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