sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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