I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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