afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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