Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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