We tried having a conversation with our noses.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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