How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
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His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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