How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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