If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
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