That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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