i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce