well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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