doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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