Nicole vs. Life
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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