halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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