You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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