Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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