yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
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So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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