I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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