Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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