So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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