So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
