what if I'm pregnant?
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my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
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explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
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Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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