where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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