i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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