we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Randomize
