perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I'm having to shit out rocks
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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