So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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