I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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