you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
operation have a gay friend backfired
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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