We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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