My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Please, let me fuck your mom
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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