they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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