no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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