i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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