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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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