i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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