please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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