Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
how does that bad decision feel?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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