i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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